on Dec 15th, 2005
dedicated to Auntie Organutan
Seems there is big news from the Superman Returns front (snicker snort giggle):
“Superman Returns” star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake’s extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.
“It’s a major issue for the studio,” a “Superman Returns” production source fretted to the London Sun. “Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”
(https://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm)
Clearly Brandon Routh is in no way related to the testMonkey clan. In any way.
TESTMONKEY!
It is posts like this that will cause a rumble in the jungle. Stop with the monkey business. What are you, bananas? Are you swinging from the trees AGAIN? I know you are a baboon, but this is ridiculous! I’m HOWLING with anger! How such a sweet little simian like your mate can put up with you is beyond me!
Auntie Organutan in no way endorses this post, has no interest in the size of the endowment of SuperMan(implied, real or imaginary), or has time for 26-year old junior beefcake. Get me a good piece of cheesecake and I MIGHT tell which part of mature silverback monkey anatomy I prefer.
I know you said I would definitely comment on this but I find myself at a loss for words.
Although I would like to know exactly what words you plugged into your search engine to find this…?
Auntie Organutan: what flavor cheese cake?
bossdj: actually, this made the news on one of those morning shows. Crazy.