by main monkey
on Nov 27th, 2006

I want backup dancers.

Seriously –wouldn’t backup dancers be awesome? Think about it: I could tell the most boring story ever and backup dancers would make it better. For example:

We had turkey for Thanksgiving. And stuffing. But we took the stuffing and baked it in the oven. It was crunchy. We also had mashed potatoes and corn. I put the corn in the mashed potatoes and mixed it all around.

True story. And a total snooze-fest. Now, imagine I told you that story with background dancers doing their thing behind me.

Awesome, right?

4 Responses to “I want backup dancers.”

  1. # wife monkeyon 27 Nov 2006 at 10:30 am

    Did someone have too much family time or was it all the turkey?

  2. # Anonymouson 28 Nov 2006 at 10:40 am

    _I_ want a hitman, sniper, lone gunman, assassin, marksman, ninja warrior, death bringer … oh, and Apollo from Galactica … naked.

    TMI?

  3. # Randallon 28 Nov 2006 at 6:05 pm

    Dude.

    Best.

    Post.

    Evar.

  4. # funky monkeyon 28 Nov 2006 at 11:09 pm

    Dude, not boring…awesome. Somehow I’m going to put that story to music. You’ll have your dancers, oh yes, you’ll have your dancers…

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