by main monkey
on Oct 13th, 2006
on Oct 13th, 2006
I wonder…
Location: work
Conundrum: I hit the bathroom, funk it up right, and then wash my hands. But how funky is that door handle? I mean, is there any point in washing up at all?
Don’t: harass me; I know I should wash my hands.

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Do you touch your baby with those hands?
If you don’t wanna get your hands dirty again, just open the door with your teeth next time…
My teeth! Brilliant!
I take the towel with me to the door and open it, then turn and toss it back in the garbage can. Usually this works.