by main monkey
on Oct 16th, 2006
on Oct 16th, 2006
no truer words
Did you know there was a consumer electronics company out of Germany with a great name?
MAXFIELD products are synonymous with lifestyle and design in the exciting digital consumer electronics market.
Like its customers, Maxfield has high standards of innovation, technology and price — and this can be seen in every product.
Yes, well, enough about me. What about your company, my German friends? And where are my royalty checks?

“MAXFIELD opens up the most fascinating visions in all areas of life.”
I believe these “fascinating visions” are more clinically referred to as “hallucinations”…and that’s why I keep tuning in!
dude! did someone say orange juice? because I’m a glass of orange juice, man. yeah…
funky monkey, for you:
Sienna Miller vs. Pittsburgh
Sienna who? What awards has she won? Right. Oh, she was nominated for a Teen Choice Award. Bust out the red carpet. Prissy skanks don’t belong in Pittsburgh anyway…only hardcore, biker skanks with big hair, tatoos, and Steeler love, baby!