Comments on: Punishment?

by: main monkey

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:44:42 +0000

and what’s with the whole “open shower” thing in the locker room? Oh, the scars…

by: Auntie Orangutan

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:23:23 +0000

Okay, maybe guys don’t have this problem, but gym definitely should be banned because just changing in the locker room can be detrimental to one’s self esteem. How many generations of women have been damaged just by the ordeal of getting ready for gym and then trying to get yourself back together in 10 minutes to try and get to class?

THE HORRORS!

by: main monkey

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:45:49 +0000

I almost included Lunch Ladies, but I wanted to be sensitive to our Lunch Lady contingent.

by: funky monkey

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:38:14 +0000

How could you forget the most dangerous threat to a students health and general well being…

CAFETERIA LUNCHES!!! (proceded by ominous “dum dum dum” music)