by main monkey
on Feb 8th, 2006

skunked

pepe le pewAll I can smell is skunk. Seriously.

When I woke up this morning, the smell of skunk hung in my nose. Being pretty certain I was still in the same second story bedroom where I retired to bed last night, I nevertheless cautiously cracked open an eye in the off chance that I was facing the business end of a skunk.

I wasn’t. But it still smelled. Or at least, I think it smelled.

It’s now 6:00 p.m. and it still, well, kinda smells. I think this is like when you wake up with a song stuck in your head and it irritates you all day. But this is worse.

Maybe tomorrow the Karmically-balanced universe will bring the wafting aroma of chocolate.

2 Responses to “skunked”

  1. Brokeback Deserton 09 Feb 2006 at 7:40 pm

    Oh…that was just your upper lip…;)

  2. main monkeyon 09 Feb 2006 at 9:21 pm

    fez: uh, burn.

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