by main monkey
on Sep 19th, 2006
on Sep 19th, 2006
Talk like a Pirate day!
Avast there matey! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Really:
Suppose ye that you need help talking as a swarshbuckler? Watch this instructional video.
Now get yer scallywag face outta here before I curse ye with a horrid case of scurvy! AAARRRRGGGGHHH!
Thanks for the reminder. We celebrated this a couple years ago. Good times.
I’m still waiting for “Talk Like an Effeminate Cowboy” Day…
Talk Like an Effeminate Cowboy Day:
“Ride’m hard!”
“I like the feel of leather …chaps.”
“Saddle up!”
“Yesterday, I spent five hours braiding my horses mane and tail.”
“I saw ‘Brokeback Mountain’ and it made me cry like I’ve never cried before.”
“Do these chaps make my butt look big?”
“I ride bareback.”
“Let’s see if you can ride for longer than 8 seconds!”
Or for “Talk Like an Effeminate Pirate” Day:
“Yoho, ho, and a bottle of Zima!”
yo …. ho … indeed!