by main monkey
on Apr 18th, 2005
on Apr 18th, 2005
the end of an era
Today marks an end. My irresponsible, non eco-friendly, gas-guzzling, and incredibly ego-centric ‘88 Desert Runner is gone. I sold it to a nice man named Juan from California. I’m now one notch closer to the dreaded minivan.
A moment of silence, please.
It’s time like these that I begin to doubt that life has a purpose. If that purpose isn’t to shred the desert’s precious ecosystem while emitting noxious fumes into our air, what else could there be? I lament your loss. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on…I’m sure you’ll find someone.
‘Tis a sad day indeed when the off-roading kidney-bruising makes-testmonkey-salute-nature machine has been sold to my bro Juan. How will you ever catch some air now?