on Apr 19th, 2006
Thievery: Placentas
Folks, I just can’t make this stuff up on my own. I wish I could, but it turns out I’m just not that freakin’ whacked:
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby’s placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be “very nutritious”.
The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
Of course, all the usual cautions about the reliability of British rags apply here. But really, given Tom’s eccentricity of late, is this that hard to believe? I guess I’ll turn down that standing invite to have dinner with the two.
Now how long until Rosie runs out and is seen eating a few placentae herself?
EWWWW!!! And gross .. just like Tom by the way.
Hss anyone else reached the TomKat, MI:3 — or for that matter — BritFred or Bratgelina saturation point already? I literally scream/shudder/avert my eyes anytime I see them on the tv (almost unavoidable at certain Access Extra Entertainment Talk Soup times of the day), or on magazines. Needless to say, this makes for entertainment of its own kind.
I love the cottage spinoffs:
freekatie.net
and another:
www.tomcruiseisnuts.com
Thanks for the links. I needed more pointless, yet funny, websites to check out.