by main monkey
on Mar 20th, 2006
on Mar 20th, 2006
things that need to be said (vol. 2)
I don’t have genital herpes.*
*inspired by the commercial I just saw.
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testMonkey does some weird things. He thinks about even weirder things. Sometimes he writes them down…
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Well, thank goodness for that!
Unfortunately, denial is one of the earliest symptoms of herpes. There are people you can talk to, support groups you can join…you gotta face this thing head on if you want to overcome, my brother!
funkymonkey has pointed out the error of my first post. It should have read as follows:
I don’t have genital herpes… anymore.
DUDE!
I know the silver-haired mountain gorillas are in your vicinity of the rain forest and that’s traumatic and all, especially if the rest of the howler and screech monkeys and gorillas start fighting over your baby testmonkey, but you’ve GOT TO UPDATE THIS INSTALLMENT.
STDS…
goodness!
Going along with STDs and other such random things. Sitting at work and innocently look down at a box of staples with the line “chisel point for easier penetration” printed on the box. I’m not sure what to make of it, but it did make me laugh.