by main monkey
on Apr 14th, 2006
on Apr 14th, 2006
things that need to be said (vol. 3)
At some point we’ve all craved ice cream. And at some point we’ve all had someone tell us that we weren’t really craving ice cream -we really wanted a glass of water.
That’s right, a glass of water is supposed to properly quell the desire for ice cream. Or so they tell us.
It’s a damn lie; you really want the ice cream.
…ooorrr, sometimes you just want a glass of water and they tell you you’ve had your rations for the day, when in reality you know that they forgot your stale bread and thimble of water for the day but if you press the issue they’ll whip you with bamboo canes within an inch of your life so you’re better off searching your hovel for a cockroach or, if you’re really lucky, a rodent of some sort, but they have to be injured, ‘cuz they’re fast little buggers and you can only reach so far with these dang shackles on…