http://testmonkeydesigns.com/generalwonkiness/things-that-need-to-be-said-vol-3/ testMonkey does some weird things. He thinks about even weirder things. Sometimes he writes them down... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:56:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 http://testmonkeydesigns.com/generalwonkiness/things-that-need-to-be-said-vol-3/#comment-124 Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:23:25 +0000 http://testmonkeydesigns.com/generalwonkiness/things-that-need-to-be-said-vol-3/#comment-124 ...ooorrr, sometimes you just want a glass of water and they tell you you've had your rations for the day, when in reality you know that they forgot your stale bread and thimble of water for the day but if you press the issue they'll whip you with bamboo canes within an inch of your life so you're better off searching your hovel for a cockroach or, if you're really lucky, a rodent of some sort, but they have to be injured, 'cuz they're fast little buggers and you can only reach so far with these dang shackles on... …ooorrr, sometimes you just want a glass of water and they tell you you’ve had your rations for the day, when in reality you know that they forgot your stale bread and thimble of water for the day but if you press the issue they’ll whip you with bamboo canes within an inch of your life so you’re better off searching your hovel for a cockroach or, if you’re really lucky, a rodent of some sort, but they have to be injured, ‘cuz they’re fast little buggers and you can only reach so far with these dang shackles on…

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