testMonkey realm

Segway
…and I crashed it. Awesome.

# Auntie Orangutanon 07 Sep 2006 at 10:58 am

Hey!

Crashing moving vehicles is my claim to fame. Step off, testmonkey.
# main monkeyon 07 Sep 2006 at 11:46 am

you, of course, are right. My most humble apologies.

…then again, this was a two wheeled device quite unlike the four wheeled contraptions that you tend to annihilate. Come to think of it, when was the last time you were on a two wheeled vehicle of any kind?
# funky monkeyon 07 Sep 2006 at 7:17 pm

Shoot…only you could wreck a Segway. Even a gyroscope can’t keep you straight, brother. You’ll have to spill the details later.
# Auntie Orangutanon 09 Sep 2006 at 6:02 am

Stationary or regular?
# Adam Eon 14 Sep 2006 at 6:58 am

http://www.engadget.com/2006/09/14/segway-recalls-all-23-500-scooters-sold-due-to-software-glitch/Despite Test Monkey’s obvious predisposition towards falling on his face, apparently he isn’t the only one.
# funky monkeyon 15 Sep 2006 at 7:35 pm

Ok…I guess maybe we’ll give you the benefit of a doubt this time:

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2006-09-14-segway_x.htm

testMonkey does some weird things. He thinks about even weirder things. Sometimes he writes them down…