by main monkey
on Jan 12th, 2006
on Jan 12th, 2006
Approximately 5000 steps
I find myself suddenly running a 5K on Saturday morning. How did that happen? It’s a sponsored event with t-shirts, race fees –the whole nine.
Think about it: I’m paying to run 3.1 miles. In the cold. When I could be sleeping.
Someone tell me why.
Ah TestMonkey … we hardly knew ye. He was so young, sniff, and so full of life…. sniff sniff sniff!!
Please, before you run, leave a list of the following: where your medical power of attorney is located, as well as a will, contact lists for your next of kin, and what your eulogy should say.
Please also post word on where the exhausted heap of Monkeyness should be picked up for identification.
Wil Mrs. TestMonkey post her during the race and post-race commentary? Will we get documentary evidence that you ran said race? Inquiring minds want to giggle … er … know.
sThe knees will need a knoggin that see the end but feels no pain. Good luck an may you finish this dream. One more off your lifes list of things to do once.
When you’re gone…can I have your stuff?