by main monkey
on Mar 1st, 2006

Philanthropy gone awry

st. george triSome of you are aware that I am training (though less than effectively these days) for the St. George Triathlon that is coming up in May. I am doing this for purely selfish reasons: I need some reason to get out and exercise. Not that I like running, mind you, nor am I a big fan of swimming (nerds, as a rule, refrain from removing clothing in public). But a reason to exercise I needed and a reason I now have.

Despite the seemingly good intention of, oh, I don’t know, trying to not die by getting exercise and stuff, it seems like I could be doing more with the opportunity to race and train. Perhaps I need more altruistic motivations.

Here’s what has been kicking around the ample space in my grey matter: I would like to get some people/companies to sponsor me in my training then take any money that comes and donate it to the ever-present worthy cause. Something akin to a monetary figure per mile/meter swum, biked, or run leading up to and during the event. Maybe it could be based on time spent training, not milage. I don’t know.

Another issue: who gets the money? With so many causes, what is the one cause that fits this kind of small scale operation? Does the chosen charity have some bearing on the effectiveness of the endeavor?

There are a couple obvious benefits to doing something like this: I get motivated to really train hard; I get healthier; the community gets some form of betterment. What are the drawbacks? Any reason (aside from earning a measly tow dollars) I shouldn’t do this?

Thoughts? Suggestions? Ideas?

4 Responses to “Philanthropy gone awry”

  1. Auntie Orangutanon 02 Mar 2006 at 7:16 am

    Ideas for worthy causes:

    Amber Acheivement Fund
    Amber Orthodonture Fund
    St. George/Willimantic Sister Cities Travel Fund
    Big Brothers/Big Sisters
    Caramoor www.caramoor.org
    Red Cross (St. George Flood Relief)

    From a fund-raisers point of view, ya gotta bribe ‘em kiddo! Send ‘em a sweaty testmonkey t-shirt at the end of the race. Bribes. Worthy causes are good and all, but it’s all about the swag.

  2. Joshua Aikenson 02 Mar 2006 at 8:36 am

    I like the Dixie Care and Share. Its local and its right where the rubber hits the road so to speak.

  3. funkymonkeyon 03 Mar 2006 at 7:42 am

    Big Bros/Sis is a great idea, especially since Shanalee and I could get you in touch with the St. George chapter. I’m down with the local aspect. Dixie Care and Share, DOVE Center, funkymonkey toupee fund…just a few ideas. Anyhoo, let us know how we can help.

  4. Anonymouson 03 Mar 2006 at 9:30 am

    Is funkymonkey a long lost tribe member? Ya know, testmonkey, that toupee fund just might come in handy when you start pulling your hair out.

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